Let me introduce to you Joe. Joe makes me happy, gives me what I want, when I want it, and makes me feel very good about myself. Plus, he comes at at good price....
Let me introduce Mr Sun. Mr Sun makes me feel warm all over. He coats my body while I lie there, and brings color to my face. It's a long cold winter without him, but how I enjoy these summer moments.
Let me introduce Frank. Frank sings to my soul, makes me croon, and makes me feel like a woman. He speaks to me the way any woman would want to be spoken (or sang) to. He makes me feel classy.
Let me introduce you to Vino. Just like Mr. Sun too much Vino will really get to me, but when Vino and I first meet after a long seperation, the reunion is smooth, tasty, bold, and everything you hope it could be.
Let me introduce you to Cocoa. Ohhhhh Cocoa. How would I like Cocoa to satisfy me today? Maybe some toffee? Maybe a little dark? Maybe Swiss today? Belguim? Fine Italian? Maybe some PA roots (like myself) with a nice Hershey Milk Component? Who cares! (Enjoy the nice email from my co-worker)
VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT CHOCOLATE!!!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables; therefore, chocolate is a vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, it is further verified that chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, it’s a balanced diet. (Don't they actually counteract each other?)
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts."
It's ok if you are jealous of my love affairs. You can find your own and be just as scandalous as this good christian girl. ;-P
Life is so good. And I do believe it's getting better. <3
2 comments:
Frankie is the man! And he definitely knows how to talk to the dames ;)
this totally made my day. lets have a girls day and do all of the above. :)
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